WARNING: May Contain Adult Content. Parents are Cautioned

December 20, 2006

WHIZZ-DUMB QUOTES George J. Mitchell (Original) Although he's regularly asked to do so, God does not take sides in American politics.... George J. Mitchell (Modified) Although he's regularly asked to do so, God does not take sides in American politics....of course being a liberal, I wouldnt dare to tell you that God is against liberalism Sigmund Freud (Original) Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis.... Sigmund Freud (Modified) Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis....you know, the way childhood is, that happened to you too, right?...it wasnt just me was it?? Buddha (Original) Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at... Buddha (Modified) Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we had this continuous war going on inside our heads... Susan B. Anthony (Original) I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows.... Susan B. Anthony (Modified) I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows....because it doesnt always mesh with what I think God wants me to do to them Unknown (Original) If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.... Unknown (Modified) If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in....so sayeth the microsoft programmer Paul Valery (Original) The ultimate "computer," our own brain, uses only ten watts of power -- one-tenth the energy consumed by a hundred-watt bulb.... Paul Valery (Modified) The ultimate "computer," our own brain, uses only ten watts of power -- one-tenth the energy consumed by a hundred-watt bulb.... you have a plug too, right? Joseph Campbell (Original) Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.... Joseph Campbell (Modified) Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy....of course I never read the old testament and dont know the first thing about computers...can your ass speak too?